- Portuguese is essentially bad Spanish, mumbled.
- --Eugene Holman
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish spoken through ill-fitting dentures.
- --Not Roger Mills
- Portuguese is essentially the language spoken by Gallegos who decided to have their own independent country.
- --Ivan C. Amaya
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish while eating a hot potato.
- --Mike Taylor
- Ergo Portuguese is essentially Danish posing as a Romance language.
- --Benct Philip Jonsson
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish spoken while on Viagra™.
- --Danny Wier
- Brazilian is essentially Latin without consonants.
- --Paulo Rónai (via Luís Henrique)
- Portuguese is essentially Brazilian without vowels.
- --Luís Henrique
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish as spoken by a Russian.
- --Peter Clark
- Azorean Portuguese is essentially your Mainland Portuguese as spoken with puckered lips.
- --ilvi
- Portuguese is nothing more than Spanish as spoken by people who wannabe French.
- --Javier de la Rosa
- Gallego is essentially Portuguese as suppressed by Francisco Franco (a wannabe Castilian).
- --Javier de la Rosa
- Brazilian is essentially Spanish spoken by Portuguese hot babes with rhythm.
- --Javier de la Rosa
- Brazilian is essentially a conlang created by people who wanted to have sex all the time, but still be able to talk about everyday things.
- --alleszermalmer
- Portuguese and Galician are hayseed dialects of Spanish.
- --Brian
- They say if you're speaking bad Spanish, you're speaking Portuguese but I didn't find that to be true!
- --Brian
- Portuguese is Spanish spoken with a French accent. (Not really true since the nasals in Portuguese are different than those in French.)
- --Brian
- Portuguese is essentially a kind of contact language formed from Spanish and... more Spanish!
- --Maria
- To a Galician speaker, Portuguese sounds like a kind of Galician with most vowels left out, whereas to a Portuguese speaker Galician may sometimes sound like Portuguese with a Spanish accent.
- --Anonymous
- Portuguese is Spanish spoken by a drunken Frenchman.
- --vacapinta
- Portuguese (Brazilian) is Spanish without bones.
- --Carlos Quevedo
- To a Galician speaker, Portuguese sounds like a kind of Galician with most vowels left out, whereas to a Portuguese speaker Galician may sometimes sound like Portuguese with a Spanish accent.
- --John Cowan
- Portuguese is essentially bad Latin that Spaniards cannot understand.
- --Humberto Ribeiro
- Portuguese is Italian spoken by someone on sedatives.
- --Ken Westmoreland
- Portuguese is essentially like a kind of Galician with most vowels left out.
- --Anonymous Wikipedian
- Contrariwise, Galician is essentially Portuguese with a Spanish accent.
- --Anonymous Wikipedian
- Portuguese is essentially hard core Galician.
- --Ivan C. Amaya
- Brazilian is essentially Portuguese with bossa rhythm.
- --Ivan C. Amaya
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish that's ashamed of its heritage, so it passes itself off as a Slavic language.
- --Bill Van
- Portuguese is essentially a dialect of Spanish that managed to score an army and a navy.
- --Leonardo Boiko
- Portuguese is essentially heavily mutated vulgar soldier's Latin, as spoken by prescriptive purists obsessed with "preserving the correct language".
- --Leonardo Boiko
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish.
- --Leonardo Boiko
- Brazilian Portuguese is essentially Spanish.
- --Sili
- Portuguese is essentially Spanish that's been left out in the rain all night.
- --Paul Clarke
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